Ok, now for a little slapstic comic relief, Scabvendor style. You’re not gonna believe this shit: I finally gotta laugh to keep from cryin’ –crossing Houston St. on my way from my arraignment at the courthouse today, I got run over by a truck on my fucking motorcycle. Now I’m in the hospital with a possible broken leg. Man, this last week is more insane than the Book of fucking Job! When it rains… it shits down your neck like King Kong with Montezuma’s Revenge. Hysterical!!
The cops and ambulance guys at the scene were like, “fuck man, look, it’s the tattoo artist to the stars again! Just saw you in the papers! Whaddya gonna do next, Shaw?!” and I’m like, “Fuck you, just shoot me and put me outa my fuggin misery already.”
We all had a good laugh. And guess what hospital I ended up in? You guessed it: Bellevue. One stop shopping, the nut ward’s right upstairs! First time I’ve smiled in a fucking week! I surrender! Just kill me!
JS
You’ll make it through this, I promise you.
I am sure things will get better. Things come in 3’s and sounds like you have had your 3’s. Now it is time for you to have good luck. I feel like I am right there with you. I want you to keep your head up and you will get through all this. I think after your new project this will be a good base for a new book. I am sure it would be a top seller. I can feel it.
Lol Don’t get lost on that crazy floor!! It will all get better!
Actually its getting tougher everyday to know who the NUTS are in this World. Look at DC… just because a person isn’t confined to a special ward doesn’t mean they are sane.
Best wishes on getting your leg back in shape. I hope you are doing better than the bike. Laughter always helps.
i feel it’s all our fault–just meeting your last saturday!
us bourgeios fucks do that to people!!
have a nice life. despite having met us….love, brigitte and justin
you seriously got run over by a fucking truck?? oh, wow, that is almost unbelievable. I hope you’ll be fine, get better sooner rather than later, with flowers and good wishes to you.
xo.
@ brigitte smith — hate to bust yer bubble, hon, but this has NOTHING to do with you guys. This has to do with SHIT HAPPENS!! and WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS, and MURPHY’S LAW and IT COMES IN THREES. Got it now?
Meeting with you and Justin was one of the most fulfilling experiences of my life, so can that crap and have a glass of wine for me.
as Yoda says…luminous beings are we…and you have fought the evil empire and come to this point in time…and some day we will love to you meet you on the other side!!
anonymoua
Jesus christ, I walk away for a week, and look what I miss. Damn.